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Posted by : srider on Friday, April 01, 2005 - 08:05 AM
 		   
 
Pre-pubescent boys around the world today breathed a deep sigh of relief when a group of activist Federal Judges, all appointed by My Stupid President, ordered the Roman Catholic Pope's feeding tube removed because there was no sign of any mental activity.
Washington (NPI) - In an unprecedented expansion of activist judge activity, but one that was welcome all over the world, the Federal District Appeals Court in Jacksonville Florida today ordered Pope John Paul II's feeding tube removed.

"It's been clear for years that this rotting vegetable of a man is completely brain dead" an anonymous activist judge appointed by My Stupid President said in a secret press conference near the official Florida State Beer and Guns at Every Gas Station Committee headquarters.

The Court further ordered that the Pope's supply of virginal, pre-pubescent Altar Boys and Boy Scouts should be cut off immediately.

Asked for clarification, White House Spokesman Scott "Closet Case" McClellan said that a new male-prostitute web-based news "reporter" would be rephrasing the question, and he would have a reply after speaking to Karl and Vice President Halliburton.

Meanwhile the Stupid President was flying back to Texas in order to tell the press corps to "Watch this drive".

In other, related Washington News, a committe of Republican White Washers, all white as a lily, released a report today saying that it really, really, honestly was the fault of a little boo boo in the Intelligence community that caused Vice President Halliburton and Donald "Death Star" Rumsfeld, as well as Stupid himself, and Co-Conspirator Rice to enter into a conspiracy to deceive and defraud the US population while violating the Geneva Convention article 6 ban on conspiring to start a war of aggression.

And, the committee of white washers went on, we really somehow don't know who made this little boo boo, so maybe the 100,000 dead Iraqis should not be so gol-darned upset.

And that's all the news for April 1, 2005.

 
Activist Judges Order Pope's Feeding Tube Removed

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