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Anglican Church Tells US Branch to Leave over Gays
Posted by : srider on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 03:27 AM

Citing a distinct failure to meet minimum faggot persecution standards, the Holy Church of Some British King or Queen has asked its US and Canadian churches to withdraw and explain just why the heck they are not gay bashing any more.
The U.S. Episcopal Church and the Anglican Church of Canada withdrew Thursday from a key body of the global Anglican Communion under pressure from conservative church leaders distressed by the election of a gay bishop in the United States and the blessing of same-sex unions in the two countries.

This failure to meet minimum faggot persecution levels is a clear and obvious violation of the teachings of Jesus Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy Christ, said some dried up and shriveled old raisin of a bishop or something like that.

Who the ***** cares, said a randomly selected gay man typing this rant. They can have their holier than thou friggin church, and they can go sit on the pointy part of the steeple for all I ***** care.

I mean, first of all the whole ***** religion is nothing but made up shit in the first place, so who gives a flying ***** what they like and what they don't like anyway.

And failure to meet minimum faggot persecution standards is a serious charge, indeed it is one of the few types of crimes that My Stupid President has never committed.

Let's face it, it's all about the Sanctity of Bigotry. If they want to think that their bigotry is holy, and it's going to get them in good with some Imaginary Bearded Sky Daddy, then let them think it. Perhaps it is the only way that they can feel good about themselves, and everybody deserves to feel good about themselves ---- except faggots.

Anglican Church Tells US Branch to Leave over Gays

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